I once met a girl who could relax her asshole, suck in air and fart on command. It was her party trick. I was impressed.
I had a girlfriend who could put a lit cigarette in (just the filter), suck in smoke, and fart out the smoke. I wonder if it was the same girl. Are you from Australia?
Like, how do you even discover you have such a superpower? It’s not every day that you even think of trying something like that.
Play with your butt a lot because it feels good, then eventually you start getting curious about its true capabilities.
- TommyJohnsFishSpot, 2025
True capabilities…
For the last month of his life, James A. Garfield ate everything through his anus. (Ptaszynski)
I used to do that as a kid until I shat my pants accidentally
Why’d you stop?
I knew a guy who can do the same. I can only do it with burping, unfortunately.
Anal sneezing would be worse than anal hiccups.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s, not a Taco Bell… 😂
I’m 46 years old and until just now I’d never seen or heard the term “anal hiccup.” I hope I never learn anything more about them.
You never butt-chugged air for a faux-fart? You’ve never lived!
Maybe it’s time to start taking baths instead of showers.
I imagine that it would be the same as having gas and farting non-stop.
That is in fact what it was like for me when I started using a lot of garlic powder in my cooking. For some reason I could take it fresh or baked, but not dessicated / powdered. OTOH, being a fan of Blazing Saddles…
is that called sharting?
Damn, you got me there
Searched for ‘anal’ and ‘hiccough’. Digital insertion came up.
