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I don’t have ketchup either, so I just yank off the pages I’ve already read.
I remember once reading that someone did this for real. And another person would tear their paperback book in half if it was too thick to hold. I was very sad for a while after that.
There’s a little place in hell, in a pit covered with rusty nails and shit, dedicated to people that ruin perfectly good books for shitty reasons.