Billionaires have no idea how the majority of us are living. We shouldn’t allow people this disconnected from a normal everyday life to run the country.
Did they photoshop his hands bigger?
Dumb & Dumber try to sell shitty cars and fail.
Depends. The cost of eggs equivalent to these vehicles should be enough to cover both of these vehicles with them!
Yeah sure, let’s just re-emphasize for anyone who wasn’t paying attention that the man responsible for all this misery is also is the owner of this here car company. It’s not as if Musk fans are going to be getting EVs.
What?!
His true calling as a car salesman.
Given that he managed to bankrupt a casino I’m positive his career as a car salesman would be highly comedic.
I will party a whole week long when he finally dies… So hurry up Donald.
the one for Thatcher in Britain was LIT. There was a conga line in the street and “Ding dong the witch is dead” shot to the top of the music charts
I really, really, really hope he dies on the toilet. It’s such a fitting place. Just, he takes a break from a meeting and doesn’t come back. And when they go to look for him, he’s slumped to the side. Unable to give anal birth to DJT the Turd. I hope pictures of it leak. I’d get it on a t-shirt.
On the toilet?
In public! Grabs
his heartthe area where normal humans have a heart, starts staring wildly, sweating profusely, all you hear is a giant wet fart, then his pants stain brown, he stumbles, knocks his head, bites his tongue, collapses.The end.
I like this better than on the toilet because he’d realize only now that all the riches and fame in the world cannot save him from the debt all men must pay
Yeah, on the toilet. Alone with the realization and fear of death. No family or fans around to comfort his ego. Just cold, uncaring porcelain.
I think it would be gold rather than porcelain in his case. But I get your point.
Something poetic about that. Gold is one of the best thermal conductors, so it’s always cold.
Although given his family not having them around might actually be a blessing.
For me, it’s gotta be a bullet in a bunker, MAGA has to die cowardly and with a wimper so even those most faithful don’t want to talk about it any more
I really would love them to turn into worms like Envy and them suffer their fate.
I dunno, do they get to just not talk about it anymore? I feel like any one of them with a modicum of shame left would be so happy for it to go away and then never have to talk about it again.
It may not be healthy for “healing” or whatever, but I think round 2 Trump supporters should have their foreheads branded so everyone knows for the rest of their lives what kind of people they are and what kinds of brains they have.
I won’t party till Musk and the rest of the oligarchs are gone too.
Each one of these assholes gets their own special party week.
Sadly it seems like he might live many more years despite a preposterously unhealthy lifestyle.
I wonder how’s life in the alternative timeline where he didn’t move his head a couple of inches away.
If Thomas Matthew Crooks had not decided to use a bottom of the line AR-15 with iron sights and splurged on a proper target rifle in a long-range caliber like .300 winchester magnum or 6.5mm Creedmoor and a decent scope. Along with match grade JHP boat tail ammunition, he wouldn’t even NEED to know what ranges he is shooting. At the distance he was from Trump he would not have needed to adjust much for windage or bullet drop. He could have aimed for the chest and fired, and maybe even gotten a follow-up shot to the chest again (little chance in surviving that) and there would be no more Trump. The Secret Service sniper would still have blown Crooks’s head off, but he would have died knowing he accomplished his goal.
Get this man a gun
Not even a couple inches, he literally just picked his head a bit to the side, maybe an inch at most. That little chicken-head-jerk thing he does when he talked saved his life by like half a second. Just a guess, but I’m almost sure that at the moment the shooter pulled the trigger, the shot was lined up.
They’ll wire him with some dark tech sorcery like the god emperor he so desperately longs to be.
White House Press pack now have the opportunity to just grill who ever is at the podium next on questions comparing the Model X and then deaths related to Self Driving Incidents
They literally just notified 32% of the Department of Education last night that they were being fired.
Fuck these assholes and anyone who voted for them can fucking drop dead.
i mean, who needs Education anyways? in the future, when machines take all the jobs, there’s no point in having an educated workforce. so better cut down on that money that schools are spending today. (/s)
I can’t wait until the ultimate karma when they try and actually replace everyone with AI and it all fucks up. Everyone who is ever tried to do that is always ended up in trouble.
Trump: slaps roof
Tesla: combusts
The poorly worn suits make so much more sense now
Come on cuntservatives! Buy an EV like your king commands but look like a tree-hugging pussy or don’t buy an EV and be a traitor to your king!
Which will it be?
Literal used car salesman as president. 🤦♂️
Do you mean a salesman selling used cars, or a used salesman selling cars? :P
Yes.
Do these idiots not realize that it’s Tesla’s association with nazis that’s killing sales? How did they think this was going to help, Republicans are suddenly going to start buying electric vehicles?
Yes. That was the goal, the God-King ordering the masses to buy Tesla.
Personally I don’t see the countryside maga folk buying EVs.
Now I have this image in my head of a cybertruck rolling coal.
No that’s just the battery venting
Perfectly normal. As in it happens all the time.
Honestly they may just ignore this one, as much as I hate it there’s a decent bit of overlap between the car community as a whole and MAGAts. Though it’s also possible they could interpret it as “get electric cars” at which point we may see more EV converts which I would love. The mere concept of an electric 1995 Toyota 4runner makes me harder than the Rock of Gibraltar.
Electric 74 Cadillac El Dorado.
