Answer:
Because they have big fingers

This.
It’s old advice that used to work, and it worked very well.

Step 1:
Hold hands under dryer

Step 2:
Wipe hands on shirt

Unfortunately this is one of those topics that never gets a rational discussion on social media, just a bunch of gut reactions. You’ll need to find your answer elsewhere.

Even to suggest a little contemplation here will get downvoted. Don’t bother. Might as well post “what is capitalism.”

Ya it was called shazzeasement or something

It could cause “mass layoffs across the federal government.”

Oh yeah he wants this bad. It’s a fast track to getting what he wants. Doge not necessary.

Oh snap! Every link is a dead-end that leads to an advertisement. The Jimmy Kimmel show is actually the only one that’s accurate.

I did look before I commented. It seems geared toward getting discounts of some kind.

What is this? Just another streaming service? Or somehow more specialized as an anti-Disney alternative.

Thoughts and prayers