A WHOLE AVOCADO? In this economy???

I’ve never had this issue. I beat the shit outta people in my dreams all the time lol.

Now I do have this one reoccurring dream where I’m peddling s bicycle and I can’t stop not matter how hard a try… Not a fan of that one.

I want a machine that works me out while I sleep. I’m talking full body ripped (to my desired levels) all while I get my sleep for the night.

Just electrically stimulate my muscles constantly while keeping me in a deep sleep for 8 hours straight please.

I wanna wake up every morning feeling like I just left the gym after a solid full body work out.

It’s referencing a game called balatro which looks like this:

The joker cards in the game are known to look a little goofy and many of the JD Vance edits look kinda like jokers.

I miss when I would wake up and check the news and nothing particularly crazy was going on. Like you would click on the TV and they are talking about a zoo that recently got a baby giraffe or something.

Best advice I ever got was to treat job interviews as 2-way. Ask them why the position in empty. Why did the last person that had your position leave?

Not to be outright combative, but the interview should be so both the company and you can get s feel for each other.

Why is it always the voids that do this? I’ve had so many cats in my life and it’s always the voids that come inside with cobwebs on their heads.