Pokemon Lazarus, maternalbound, Pokemon adventure chapter red

God it hurts how precisely accurate this is

You’ll have to fucking kill me to get me in that van

Who cares, we’ve already seen video of them shooting people for less than good reason and not a fucking thing happened

They don’t, that’s the point

Same, I’m truly caught off guard on that

I mean you can search by year but you’d do better seating by model and Gen.

I tried that with the MacBook M1 and just couldn’t get used to the feel of the hardware, I missed that nipple something fierce

Wow! So everyone gets what $1? Lesson learned I’m sure

Am I the only one considering the amount of copper in this room? Is this the Detroit in me run amuck?

Relocated out of Minneapolis feels like moving a priest who fucked a kid to a new church. Keep them in the city so we know where to kill them

Hopefully it was his trigger finger

I mean, it was never going to be Microsoft

I’d love to see them partner with fair phone

If you’re in Europe getting a phone with SailfishOS is the move imo

Bleed money please

A round of applause and hopefully they’ll do an encore

Yes

Here’s an idea… let’s stop. Let’s just fucking stop with AI?

Same, I’m just kind of waiting to see what happens while I use an iPhone with like 8 apps on it in the meantime