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    11 hours ago

    [Michael knocks on stall door]

    Big Joe Grizzly: Hey, buddy, just to give you a heads up, I got a taco supreme talking back at me, so I’m going to be a while. So do you mind waiting somewhere else and let me pass this beast in peace?

    [Michael knocks again]

    Big Joe Grizzly: Look, brother… if you’re looking for some kind of action, you better take it on the arches before I’m done dropping this load. Or you’re going to be one sorry a-hole.

    [Michael doesn’t leave]

    Big Joe Grizzly: Okay… you just hold on, Daisy. I’ve got something for you.

    [unsheathes knife, opens door]

    Big Joe Grizzly: Let me introduce myself. I’m Joe Grizzly, bitch. And I’m gonna cut that goddamn mask right off your face, you…