Gasp! Who would’ve thought?!

Definitely a percentage of duck in there.

Close, Metaphor Refantasio

Your dinner was a plate of snacks?

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Oh they shouldn’t have made this article. There’s no need to give him any ideas.

Still can’t use debit cards though.

If anyone catches you, just explain your parents were depraved and totally into that kinda thing, so you’re honoring them in a way they’d appreciate.

Same! I always keep my emergency wool cloak in my car. Saved me tons of times