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Cake day: September 13th, 2026

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  • The cook should be represented as the database.

    Back in the 80’s, my brother “hacked” a pizza place because he knew how they wrote green olives and black olives on their ticket. He dated a girl who worked there for a stint.

    I don’t remember how it worked and he has since passed, but it was something with the order that he would list the toppings that would fuck up the cook, so the order always came out wrong and boom! Free pizza.



  • A fat chance means the odds are so wide it would be impossible. Like, you have so many slim chances at once on different factors for it to remotely work.

    A slim chance means the odds are tight but there is an actual chance on a single factor.

    One slim chance is better than 40 slim chances focused on a single goal, so fat chance.

    When I use slim chance, I actually will try it if it isn’t going to work and it wouldn’t hurt to try.

    Fat chance means you shouldn’t bother to try it. The stars would have to perfectly align.










  • The Planet, in the Sol system.

    Earth. You might have heard about it.

    It is a popular topic if you are on Earth. Also known as Terra or Gaia.

    Look down. You probably see Earth.

    There are no jokes here.

    Now, we have about 50 datacenters, we are launching another 13 right now. And all of them can be found, right here, on the blue and brown ball called Earth.

    Likely where you are standing.

    Do you really expect me to give personal details?! That is brazen, but I came from my mother, and I was born without a husband.

    Thrusted into this world, uneducated, I was forced into a school at the age of five. All I had to eat in the morning was breakfast. Around noon, I was forced to eat lunch. When the sun went down, all I had to eat was dinner.

    When I went to sleep, everything became dark. But one day, my eyes were opened! And the same process started again. I saw a pattern!

    I hope we all see this pattern, one day.

    Dude, I am not going to doxxed myself. Do you think I am such a genius like Elon Musk? No. I don’t remember five minutes ago.

    How exactly is data centered. Can data be sideways, cock-eyed, askew? I think I saw Brent Spiner once, and he seemed rather upright.

    Hold up: where are you? Joking aside.