I am a little out of the scope as to who’s who in today’s stand-up comedy. I listen to Sirius XM channels of comedy stations based on a comic’s arrangement.

Listening to stand up comedy at all, it’s a little relieving. It does make you think but laugh too.

Mine is my bank’s app. I have to double-verify every other time I need to login. Sometimes things would fail.

And it has a 25% chance of crashing, too.

Yeah you’re trolling.

A CEO gets killed - the law, the police, the government are all out in droves to find who done it.

Your relative, a friend, your child even gets killed - eh, chances are likely you could get a cold case or not the desired results you were hoping for when the sentencing comes around. Oh and those thoughts and prayers.

It cannot be anymore clear as day as to who is pocketing the authority to do their bidding. Try and tell me with a straight face that the justice system is in favor of the people.

I’m pretty sure you’re trolling but, Hitler took advantage of a weakened Germany after everything in WW1. When someone is weak, that’s what you do. He was an opportunist, a cunning one at that. Nothing he did was bold or bright, things just fell into place after little to no effort on his part.

And Hitler did not make Germany a superpower. He only had maybe 3 or 4 good years of a run before whatever so-called “brilliance” he had on the field of war, ran right out and plummeted Germany’s reputation and impression on the globe with it.

To…own…the libs?

I mean, have fun, guys.

Okay, let me see your browser history.

And while I’m at it, can I sit in that corner over there and watch you have sex with your wife?

Oh are we getting a little uncomfortable now? May I take a dump while you shower?

Wait, wait! What do you mean you suddenly care about privacy?

Trading between states ought to be interesting.

“Hey Vermont, can we buy some of your Maple Syrup?” - Missouri Texas and California would constantly be at war with eachother over political differences.

Very much this.

I feel more like I’m a burden on my friend circle because of my mental issues. I’ve exhausted a lot of them and some people have left me over that. When that happens, you need to get some fucking serious therapy. It’s not an insult. It’s an encouragement. Your friends may love you, but it’s like if they’re given the option to wipe your ass or ditch you, they’re not wiping your ass all of the time.

I have endured over 29 years of familial abuse from an unloving and manipulative family before I truly and fully got to live on my own. The other two move-outs, were with other people, who I could work with but no long-term plans. I’ve been on my own for 3 and a 1/2 years now. I don’t regret a thing. I’ve endured so much shit to have gotten me here and I’ve been floating just fine.

I ironically check Reddit and similar places. Basically I look for street-level reviews from people who have actually tried things. I can’t rely on actual reviews on products online because people use the reviews like venting journal entries, always bitching about things that don’t matter. Usually people bitch about shipping time and whatnot, that has nothing to do with the product’s quality.

If I look around me and continue to find everyone else just complaining and arguing than doing something about their problems, then why the fuck should I be the one to do it for them?

I mean yes, I’ve been having scenarios in my mind about how glorious it’d be to assassinate Trump, Musk, Vance and whoever I can get my hands on who are Republican and messing with power.

But then a couple striking things came to my mind. If I did that, throwing everything and everyone away in my life to accomplish a pretty slim chance in achieving such a goal, what are the odds the American people will later vote in someone just as bad if not worse than Trump? Then my valiant effort would’ve been in vain. Would it have been worth it?

Then the other thought is, people are just going to go back to being shitty among themselves and infect that to everyone else near them so it wouldn’t have fucking mattered anyways. I would’ve only made things feel good for the moment and for a little while until the dust all clears and things will be back to “normal” soon enough.

Because then I’d also realize, that for real change to happen, needs to be a grand collaborative effort and we aren’t there yet and probably may not be there ever. Sure, I’ve disposed of one of those targets, but there’s still a deal of corrupt wealthy assholes around. What I’d do isn’t going to incite people to do the same, they’re just going to sink back into their armchairs and give a big sigh of relief that someone else did something they wish they could do.

And at that point, yeah I’d rather care now about shit that don’t matter to people but matters to me because of those few facts.

Four things come to mind:

Who was meant to be the X to my Y? What was I meant to do in my life? Whose lives did I help change the most? Whose lives did I actually make a living hell?

When George W Bush left office, his overall disapproval rating was 25% When Obama left office, his disapproval rating was 38% When Biden left office, his disapproval rating was 40%

By the time Trump’s fatass leaves office, I expect to see 15% or 10% or that he’ll join George too.

But yeah, our country, people. This is what most of not-us wanted.

I don’t care, really.

It is said by people who truly only peaked in high school and think still saying that is the cool thing to do.

Like if my mom died and someone said that, I’d probably be like “oh so you’re into necrophilia? good to know, champ”

Probably here. Ask interesting things.

You’re not going to get that on Quora, it’s too cluttered and superfluous to use.

Uhh, no?

That’s called being irresponsible.

Whatever happened to like, going to discord community support servers for mental health? I mean come on. It is poor hindsight and oversight to not see how bad ChatGPT is for everything, especially mental health.

You know better.

Yeah but that doesn’t excuse you to cheapen your mental health that way by going through AI and self-diagnosing.

And it is not being entirely responsible for your well-being.

They can’t discern the two anyways.