over 2 years ago…

“So I said, ‘Let me ask you a question, and [the guy who makes boats in South Carolina] said, ‘Nobody ever asked this question,’ and it must be because of MIT, my relationship to MIT —very smart. He goes, I say, ‘What would happen if the boat sank from its weight? And you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery is now underwater and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there?’ By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately, do you notice that, a lot of sharks? I watched some guys justifying it today. ‘Well, they weren’t really that angry. They bit off the young lady’s leg because of the fact that they were, they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what who she was.’ These people are crazy. He said there’s no problem with sharks. ‘They just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming now.’ It really got decimated and other people do a lot of shark attacks. So I said, so there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards or here, do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking? Water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted? Because I will tell you, he didn’t know the answer. He said, ‘You know, nobody’s ever asked me that question.” I said, ‘I think it’s a good question.’ I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water. But you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted, I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark. So we’re going to end that.”

cause I want to save $50 on something.

do people actually believe that? Border shoppers are shit at math.

They need to stop being presidential appointees.

For fuck sakes America, you need to dial back the power of POTUS, because it’s far more than any King worldwide.

to a point, then you pay $0 and after that, you actually get taxpayer money in goverment contracts.

If you go home with someone and they dont have shoe laces, don’t fuck them.

MTG is already promoting horse paste for hanta virus.

Including his wives

She sounds fun

…for a 40 minute flight.

29 assholes agree.

Yeah fuck all those people trying to sleep.

Norovirus is transmitted via the fecal-oral route. This is when food workers do not wash shit off their hands and they handle food.

Yes, you do stand a good chance if people wash their fucking hands after taking a shit but no one does that. They sprinkle a little water, at best.

Weapons are best cleaned while drunk.

No, actually 32.

He’s a grifter. None of his investment projects make money.