they think they’re voting for a) mandatory jeebus; b) guns; c) owning the libs

anything else: dontknowdontcare. by design

at 16 and 17, the chances that they’ll be together for more than a year are slim to none

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if there are cats, there are probably raccoons and/or possums, i’m skeptical that anyone who knows this would leave that on the porch overnight

man = male, iron = Fe > __________

if it’s 0° outside (or 90°+), then yea, i’ll drive to the treadmill. otherwise there’s no benefit a treadmill offers over walking/hiking/running outside. plus there’s no downhill option on the treadmill, which exercises a different combination of muscles

what’s hilarious is dudebro adults still dress that way

start saving your beer bottles, fill up the gas cans, buy styrofoam and shop rags

might have a tough time as a guerilla when your maga neighbors are informing on you

he knows he’ll get off scot-free

“dOnT cArE, nOt VoTiNg”

-hexbear

GOP rule #1: oppose anything and everything that’s provided at no cost to the end-user if someone somewhere can charge too much money for the same product. and no, instatwitbooksnaptok isn’t included because the end-user IS the product

you’re talking about people who go out and buy a 24 pack of bud light so they can get video of themselves shooting it with a shotgun

“i’ll be happy to inhale toxic fumes, if it means owning the libs!!”

-GOP voter

“LOL we’re gonna be so rich”

-GOP lawmakers

funny how republican men just recently were whining that they can’t find a date because of their political beliefs.

while pushing for shit like this. and they can’t even see the dots, let alone connect them

it helps me to think that someone somewhere is getting paid by corporate to go through all the data from website analysis and heatmaps etc, and seeing that i added a whole bunch of shit to the cart only to nope the fuck out at the very end when they show the total

don’t forget that if you live more than an hour away from a major metropolitan area, then you’re not getting care from an actual MD, but a NP or PA who just got their “degree” from bob’s discount medical credentials 10 minutes ago

the app isn’t for men in relationships…

i always start ordering something for delivery and then get to the checkout screen and see the price and am like LOL NOPE CANNED BEANS AGAIN