Found the Blorgon.

Well obviously no, they’re all still alive. Only in death do coworkers here at Project Mayhem, LLC have a name.

I assumed AI would make typos like that if it were trained on the prose of millions of idiots who also make typos like that.

I’m not sure what company Whr Mul works for, but his is certainly the most legible.

To be fair, this would not be the first marriage that I’ve witnessed not surviving giant fake titties.

His name was Robert Paulson.

(Fuck me, why do I remember bitch-tits Bob’s proper name after 27 years but I forget my coworkers’ names sometimes?)

So many bad takes in this thread. Here’s mine:

You might not get the chance. I learned about virginity from the foul mouthed children on my school bus years before any adult thought it was time for proper sex education.

Maybe a sea monster ate her ice cream.

Some of y’all never had Helper and it shows.

“Want to eat at my house? My mom’s making Helper.”

“You mean like Hamburger Helper?”

“Yeah but without the hamburger.”

Being too poor to afford hamburger is not exactly a new condition.

Well, one could argue that not doing things that push the boundaries of your comfort zone is why echo chambers exist, whereas meeting people you don’t know and interacting with them is how you make new friends and potentially grow as a person.

I’m not saying you’re wrong for not wanting to do that, or even that you should want to do that, but that would be the point of it.

And for the record, parties that happen in movies aren’t really representative of what actual parties were commonly like, at least in my experience. The most wrecked that I’ve ever seen a house get after a party was needing to clean or pick up some trash. The way you keep the weight off of your conscience is to help the host clean up the next day, like a decent human being.

(I can’t afford a lawn, but get off of my dirt lot!)

Single White Email

Seize their assets and use that to pay creators whose works they stole.

SilentNeep 😁

Going back a few days to Ed’s original statement:

“I am appalled by the conflict between Israel and Palestine. The suffering and pain caused on both sides is a human tragedy,” begins Sheeran in an Instagram post.

It’s at least a little bit of a “both sides are bad” take.

I used to like the briefly-mentioned contender “Generation Catalano”, after the character from My So-Called Life. But Jared Leto pretty much ruined that by being Jared Leto.

Wild. I’ve definitely seen your personal website, then, although it’s been something like 20 years or so. Oh my, we’re old.

RTF from Cal’s forums? Izzat you?