Alcohol Weed Lactose
Yeah I’m no fun.
Lactose
As my mom beautifully puts it : “I’m racist against idiots”
People
It’s true. I’ve been getting back into religion just to pray that God makes humanity extinct.
“Instead of heaven on earth, they made heaven in hell”
People being rude to customer facing employees.
People who think they’re an island. I don’t know how to describe it. People who operate like little effort should be expended on the fact that other humans exist around them and they’re part of society along with some responsibility for that society. Doesn’t matter if it’s stopping in the middle of a busy sidewalk in a group and blocking it, driving the speed limit in the passing lane, or utterly destroying the use of spelling, grammar, and punctuation in an online post forcing the reader to translate it into something meaningful. People unwilling to return the courtesies and efforts those around them offer by default.
Noise.
The sound of other people eating.
Littering.
Chocolate! I have no idea why but if I eat more than a small bar of chocolate in a short time span I get this tingling sensation in my mouth, forehead and temples. It’s not painful or anything just very weird and I’ve had it all my life. I’ve been tested for an allergy to chocolate and it came back negative!
Cars in cities.
You don’t realize how insane they are until you spend time somewhere without them.
I don’t need to. I can feel the sweet death threat every time I cross the road on the zebra lines without traffic lights.
Wood in my mouth; I struggle with popsicle sticks and chopsticks as a result.
People who micromanage, either directed at me or someone else
Inconsideration. Drives me absolutely crazy.
Stupid things like being at work, someone uses the last of something and just leaves the empty box and tells no one that we’re out. To me that says “fuck you, someone else can clean this. I got what I need, the person who needs it next can say we need more.”
Try to get a quick lunch, sit down to eat, asshole in corner listening to tiktok at full volume, imagine murdering this pos through the entire meal.
His name is Lou and he drives me insane…
The full volume is annoying enough, but shit like tiktok is like listening to someone change the channel every 5 seconds… And at full volume…
sped up song sample
“oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no.”robot voice
How, It, FEELS. to Find a PENNY!
oh MY god. Wow.sped up sample
“oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no.”robot voice
my CAT. is so, cute!
AI
Littering, especially cigarette butts. Nothing sends me into a blind rage faster than seeing someone flick a cigarette butt out their car window. Not littering is SO easy, the bar is on the floor, and yet so many people just don’t care at all.
I always have to look out for shards of broken glass in the bicycle gutter lane because I guess some people think it’s fine to just throw glass bottles on the ground
I once had a date where the guy threw a candy’s wrapper to the floor while we were on the way to his house and went “oops 😉” as if it was funny or cute. I wish i would’ve picked it up when he didn’t notice and hide it in his house.
God that has raised my blood pressure. What a dickhole
People who chew with their mouth open. Looks and sounds disgusting.
I have a nearly fully blocked nose, always have. As such I can’t really breathe through my nose at all (also my sense of smell is nearly nonexistent). I still eat with my mouth closed. It does take me a while longer though, since I basically need to stop eating in order to breathe. But I’d rather do that than the alternative, because I agree with you, chewing with your mouth open is disgusting and disrespectful.
