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My female colleague told me the other day I’d make a great dad because my tattoos are all black and white and that would be great for kids because they could color them.
What 😭
As I was sitting at my desk with some tea and a stroopwaffel, one of my coworkers commented that I “really knew how to live.”
Average dutch person
“Whoever did your circumcision did a really good job.” :/
I need more context 😭
Yeah. Let’s see the model cock, sir
I don’t know how weird it is but I’ve been told a few times that I have a “calming presence”. It’s a very nice compliment, just don’t understand why or how.
This is sometimes what happens when someone grows up around someone who is volatile or unpredictable.
Natural adaptation.
Could that be why?
Oh. Well that tracks, yeah.
Baseball, huh?
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it
Being complimented by the urologist on my shaving for a vasectomy.
Irish people ask me what part of Ireland I’m from. I must do an amazing Irish accent despite being Scottish and have never visited there. I blame the fact that central Edinburgh doesn’t have a strong Scottish accent and lots of Londoners/Americans study here.
“You have the most beautiful intestines!” And several other similar things as I was checked for cancer.
It’s like the saying goes: true beauty is on the inside.
Her “you look like Kevin federline”
Me “well fuck you too”
Her “what?! He’s hot!”
Me “I stand by my statement”
I honestly forgot he existed
there was a comment thread where there was something along the lines of “when my roommate peed you could HEAR how his urethra was wider than a normal person” and I don’t know how to feel about it
This is disturbing
“You have a beautiful brain” while looking at MRI pictures of my head.
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I’ve had several people throughout my life tell me they like my earlobes. Had a friend as a kid, and her adoptive dad was obsessed with them. He was a very quirky and funny person, it was never creepy but still weird.
