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weird@sub.wetshaving.social to memes@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

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Juice

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weird@sub.wetshaving.social to memes@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    juice that makes your bones hurt

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    “My God… The juice is loose!”

  • SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world
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    Me trying to socialize in Caves of Qud

  • Master@sh.itjust.works
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    What happens if you pour a bit of 3 different bottles into a cup, mix it up and then drink it. Which bottle do you turn into?

    • weird@sub.wetshaving.socialOP
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      Yes

  • nialv7@lemmy.world
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    ok but how does this works? if i pour it on the ground and lick it, do i turn into a puddle? or it stops working because technically it’s no longer a “bottle of juice”?

    • kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      It just turns you into the same bottle. The juice is what transforms you; the bottle is just a convenient inbuilt warning.

      • nialv7@lemmy.world
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        Makes sense. I feel there should be law mandating the juice be sold in the original bottle so that consumers can be well informed what they are transforming into.

      • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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        what if you pour it into the ocean? eventually it will become the drinking water for everyone. what if people turn only a little bit into a bottle because of the small dosis? how do you turn into a bottle just a little bit?

        • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works
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          It says “even a sip”, so I suppose it’s a question of what is the minimal amount of juice that counts as a sip. If it’s diluted enough it might only half transform you into a bottle of juice.

          • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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            how would that look…?

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          I’m a little bit of a bottle, short and stout,

          Here is my handle, here is my AHHHHH OH GOD IT HURTS! KILL ME NOW AND END MY SUFFERING, DEAR MERCIFUL GOD!

        • kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          They’d get a hell of a lot less than a sip. I assume that nothing happens until you have a complete sip, since it seems to be instantaneous (the bottle in the foreground has cartoon “pop” lines).

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    Hypothetically asking, can I get one and serve in a glass to someone else?

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      Of course

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        Ok. I’m getting really hypothetical here, but leaving this at party can spread the juice quickly and even wider spread if it gets into water system. Whole life on earth will turn juice soon…

        • FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr
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          You’re a true villain

        • nialv7@lemmy.world
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          so like a Cat’s Cradle kind of situation? 🤔

  • FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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    A wise man say: If we drink the juice, are we not ourselves changed?

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    This reminds me of the Light Grenade from Mom and Dad Save the World.

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    But im so thristy

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    When someone takes a sip, does an equal amount of elixir drain from each? Is this a finite resource?

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      No, each bottle is an independent entity

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    Better than the _🎵Juice That Makes Your Head Explode🎵 _

  • Match!!@pawb.social
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    inanimate_tf

  • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works
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    Like a human but mangled and compressed into the shape of of a juice bottle.

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCeD2gF9jUo

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    We’re doing juice memes now?

    I’m off to bed, but I hope somebody makes a ‘juice that turns you into beans’ meme before morning so I don’t have to

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