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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish ·
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Media changes definition of 'crossfire' to include when a cop points a gun at you and shoots you

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Media changes definition of 'crossfire' to include when a cop points a gun at you and shoots you

chaser.com.au

ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish ·
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Media changes definition of 'crossfire' to include when a cop points a gun at you and shoots you – The Chaser
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"We are sad that the journalist didn't dodge the projectile that chose to go towards her"
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    “We understand this outrageous act would have traumatic and we hope the poor riot police officer can recover from this journalist’s decision to not dodge the projectile that chose to go towards her.”

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    Did you see the size of that video camera? The thing is probably capable of at least 60 frames per second, PER SECOND.

    • frank@sopuli.xyz
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      Assault camera? I bet that cop was threatened as fuck by it

    • VeganPizza69 Ⓥ@lemmy.vg
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      The cop:

      CAMERA WAS SAURON!

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      Omg 60fps per second ?

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    At this point the onion needs to create a real news network called “The Shallot” or something because they’ve become more reputable than big outlets

    • Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      The Chaser does have a real news site: The Shot

  • BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world
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    It’s The Onion, but that doesn’t mean it’s implicitly untrue.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      “It’s funny because it’s true!”

      🥹

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    Fuck, I ate it.

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    None of this is funny anymore. They can’t go any crazier than the shit happening on the daily.

    Maybe they should do an about face and start telling the types of jokes you’d find in a joke book you’d get from a 2nd grade book fair. Anything to distract from this reality.

    Dystopia isn’t funny if you’re living in one.

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      deleted by creator

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    deleted by creator

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