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mudkip@lemdro.id to > Greentext@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months ago

He took it literally

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He took it literally

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mudkip@lemdro.id to > Greentext@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months ago
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    It took me a while! “Lawyer…”, “law…yer…” “laaaawyir”.

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      No matter the question: ‘lawyi… lawyi… lawyer!’

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        Just be careful not to evolve into a LawyerDawg

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          For anyone who doesn’t get this, a person wanted to envoke their right to an attorney and asked for his “lawyer dawg.” The police maliciously interpreted this as asking for a lawyer dog, which you have no right to, and the court agreed that that was a reasonable assumption and that the guy did not envoke his right to an attorney, so they did nothing wrong by not providing one.

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            Surely that can’t be true?!

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              https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2017/10/suspect-asks-for-a-lawyer-dawg-judge-says-he-asked-for-a-lawyer-dog.html

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                That is so ridiculous 😂

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                  Justice isn’t blind, she never existed.

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