~Odds of winning are 1 in 46853. Only 1 prize per country. Winning games may not recieve a prize. In order to claim your prize, submit your name, address, social security number, a blood sample, and the last 13 jobs you worked. Include names of every employee interacted with and their role for each job. Participating means you agree to recieve marketing emails, calls, texts, and carrier pigeons from us and our 9002 partners. Marketing cannot be opted out. Requires purchase of US $5000 or more.~
~Of those 13 jobs, 1 must be food service, 1 must be customer service, 1 must be in a warehouse, 1 must be construction or utilities, 1 must be remote, 1 must be on-site, 1 must be hybrid, 1 must require a visa, none can overlap, and you must have at least 10 years experience in Cobol, Rust, C, CSS, HTML, brainfuck, web3, and blockchains. Must be 18-25 with a Masters Degree in Biology, Chemistry, or Linguistics.~
I mean, if I’m able to repeat the bet, eventually I win
“You have insufficient funds available on your payment method for an additional flip.”
Theres no guarantee of fair odds
Bro! Jpeg of a coin! They couldn’t possibly be more clear!
~Odds of winning are 1 in 46853. Only 1 prize per country. Winning games may not recieve a prize. In order to claim your prize, submit your name, address, social security number, a blood sample, and the last 13 jobs you worked. Include names of every employee interacted with and their role for each job. Participating means you agree to recieve marketing emails, calls, texts, and carrier pigeons from us and our 9002 partners. Marketing cannot be opted out. Requires purchase of US $5000 or more.~
^^^Must have worked at least 13 jobs*^^^
Wow, I just have to say, fuck the formatting on this dumb site.
~Of those 13 jobs, 1 must be food service, 1 must be customer service, 1 must be in a warehouse, 1 must be construction or utilities, 1 must be remote, 1 must be on-site, 1 must be hybrid, 1 must require a visa, none can overlap, and you must have at least 10 years experience in Cobol, Rust, C, CSS, HTML, brainfuck, web3, and blockchains. Must be 18-25 with a Masters Degree in Biology, Chemistry, or Linguistics.~
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