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    3 days ago

    Perhaps Superman has cheat days? You know, to stay sane?

    Police Chief: “So we release these people and you hunt them for sports?”

    Superman: “Pretty much, yeah. It’s my cheat day!”

    Police Chief: “But with your super speed and x-ray vision they really have no chance!”

    Superman: “Do the animals have a chance when you hunt them? It’s just for fun!”

    Police Chief: “But why Republican politicians?”

    Superman: “Even on my cheat day, I still like to do good.”