I won’t lie, I’ve never flown before in my life.

I only lived within walking distance of two airports, one of them an international airport, and the other lightweight airport flew their planes right over our house.

So I’ll pretend I don’t know anything if that makes you happy. Those of us on the ground learn the real rules when planes start crashing in your back yard…

Edit: This comment coming from someone that actually applied to refuel airplanes at the local international airport. No they didn’t hire me, they probably figured me as a corporate risk, as I had too much experience seeing planes crash, not too far behind our house.