Maven (famous)@piefed.zip to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days agoWhats the worst baby name?message-squaremessage-square182linkfedilinkarrow-up1118arrow-down15
arrow-up1113arrow-down1message-squareWhats the worst baby name?Maven (famous)@piefed.zip to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square182linkfedilink
minus-squareThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·12 days ago Bona Petite Holy shit. Where to start with this one… Regardless of whether it’s a boy or a girl, this name will lead to merciless teasing at school. What a random phrase to name a child after (even if the father is a chef). It’s not spelled correctly (it should be Bon Appétit). But even with the correct spelling it would be a bad choice. This spelling is like something Ricky from Trailer Park Boys would name his kid. Related to the above point, they may add well just name their kid ‘Bone Apple Tea’.
minus-squaregarbagebagel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·12 days agoUnironically a fantastic drag name though.
minus-squareWildmimic@anarchist.nexuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·12 days agoI imagine myself when someone says:“These are my twins, their names are Karke Kristian kale and Karkea Kristiana Kalea!” and i get a cramp all over my head because my face doesn’t know if it should show rage, laughter or sadness and does all at once
minus-squareLemming421@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·12 days agoBrexet (pronounced “Bridget”) 😐
minus-squareflubba86@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·12 days agoThe inclusion of Pimpley is what gives away that is satire.
minus-squarechunkystyles@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 days agoAs well as Dudeson and KKK. But Pimpley is where I figured it out.
minus-squarePat_Riot@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up11·12 days agoDudeson would be fine. He’d just go by Dude.
minus-squareFondots@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·12 days agoOr “His Dudeness” or “Duder” or “El Duderino” if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
minus-squarebob_lemon@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 days agoDudesona sounds like a male alter ego
minus-squareblackbrook@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 days agoUsed when animals dress up like people. Smoothies.
minus-squarePat_Riot@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 days agoWell, that’s better than Dudedaughter. Still about the most survivable name on the list.
Holy shit. Where to start with this one…
Unironically a fantastic drag name though.
Great porn star name though
dallas is another one.
I imagine myself when someone says:“These are my twins, their names are Karke Kristian kale and Karkea Kristiana Kalea!” and i get a cramp all over my head because my face doesn’t know if it should show rage, laughter or sadness and does all at once
Brexet (pronounced “Bridget”)
😐
“Pimpley” is fairly impressive.
The inclusion of Pimpley is what gives away that is satire.
As well as Dudeson and KKK. But Pimpley is where I figured it out.
Dudeson would be fine. He’d just go by Dude.
Or “His Dudeness” or “Duder” or “El Duderino” if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
Dudeson, and Dudesona for the girl
Dudesona sounds like a male alter ego
Used when animals dress up like people. Smoothies.
Well, that’s better than Dudedaughter. Still about the most survivable name on the list.