Mayhem
Flo is actually gangsta af
Hmm, The General’s tough but he’s also short. I bet the emu would fuck him up with one kick!
Mayhem.
Limu emu.
Humans started, and lost the emu wars once already. There’s a reason there’s never been a second one
The LiMu Emu.
Those birds are fucking strong.
AND DOUG!
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The won not one but two wars!
Geico’s got a bunch of buff, erudite cavemen in their stable, don’t forget.
I vote the cavemen if they come as a group
Mr. Rodgers in a bloodstained sweater, ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny-style.
Jake from State Farm, because apparently he can transform from a doughy white dude in khakis to a thin, cool, young, light-skinned black guy.
Does JK Simmons count as being a mascot? 🤔
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Not quite my tempo.
Doesn’t the emu have a gun?
or was that the Glockstrich?
Geico piglet with pinwheels
All enter the arena and are all instantly vaporized by a death ray.
The peasants rejoiced.
The general duh, he’s got modern munitions.
The GEICO gecko, for sure. He’s small and quick so it would be easier to evade attacks while everyone else kills each other.
Erin esurance, hands down.
