cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/43968625
Or, hear me out… I could go the rest of my life not knowing who the fuck this dude is.
If you’re in the US, you can’t. He’ll be the guy behind your neighbors being arrested for existing while brown.
True, I didn’t know who he was until yesterday.
I still don’t know.
Open wide, here comes more than you did want to know.
I’ll come back afterwards to read who this fucking guy is. Or is he the new intern replacing Crispy Gnome?
Not an intern, but yes, the replacement to Gnome.
intern talent, C suite responsibility
Me to me about the dumb rich new yorker who’s always on television for some reason
When you figure out how, be sure to let me know
He’s next in line to fuck Lewandowski on the jet. It will be called heated immigration.
Nope, Corey is out of the house now too.
but he’s still in the jet right? right?
if i get in the jet i have a chance?
All aboard Boudoir One!
Libs are such ostriches
Go seek fulfillment elsewhere little troll
Markwayne Mullin, Trump’s new PRICK for Homeland Security secretary.
Can’t wait to see where he’ll be hiding next time shit hits the fan. I reckon it’ll be under the Resolute Desk. Fuck this redneck asshole with a long, dry, splintery pole. I’ve voted against this wad every time I could, but I’m heavily outnumbered here.
Doubtless he’s spent some time under the Resolute Desk already for Trump to have picked him.
is that his shit we’re referring to? that was his shit, the shit he both encouraged his constituency to smear in the halls and then the shit that fell out his butthole when he shat his pants in fear, right?
Sorry all I see now is M’Kanye, and that’s who she is to me now.
This stupid bastard will do anything to rake in the cash. He is about to have a huge payday, then will live out his miserable life in north east Oklahoma. Talking big shit to his neighbors
Is it “Mar Kwahn” (rhymes with swan) or “Mar Kwane” (rhymes with main)?
Alternatively we could go with the infix and call him “Kway Kway” which seems to fit with his, hm, diminutive stature.
Or is it “mar-kuhwan-ye”, rhymes with Kanye (West)?
Mar-a-Kwango
I’m going with Mar-A-Kwahnyay and will just assume that’s correct.
Interestingly, it’s pronounced exactly like “limpdick”.
Who is that?
It’s the new Ice Barbie.
I give him till the 4th of July…
as an aside i knew two middlename waynes growing up. one’s a great guy, one’s a piece of shit but not necessarily a criminal. neither is a murderer.
Or spell it like a hood name: Marquaiyne.
I am considering challenging him to a cage fight.
Mar-Kwa-Yne
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trying to sound like “mark twayne” without being as intelligent, a temu edition.
