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minus-squareLumidaub@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23arrow-down1·2 months agoA mile is 0.000000000000**1701** light years. How d’you like them Kaferian apples?
minus-squaretomiant@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoGod uses imperial measures. Because of course he does.
minus-squareLumidaub@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoWhat does God need with a starship that uses metric?
minus-squareTachyonTele@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoUhh, Jim. I don’t think…
minus-squareOnomatopoeia@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoHe has no problem doing conversions, like anyone after about 1976 (this is when calculators became ubiquitous, and long before even Britain fully adopted metric, as they still haven’t today - just go watch any British TV show).
A mile is 0.000000000000**1701** light years. How d’you like them Kaferian apples?
God uses imperial measures. Because of course he does.
What does God need with a starship that uses metric?
Uhh, Jim. I don’t think…
He has no problem doing conversions, like anyone after about 1976 (this is when calculators became ubiquitous, and long before even Britain fully adopted metric, as they still haven’t today - just go watch any British TV show).