I’m quite positive that you suck

Working in a corporate environment, we were told to identify things a person should start doing, stop doing, and continuing doing. So my coworkers and I would joke:

1. You should start not sucking

2. You should stop sucking

3. Once stopped, you should continue not to suck

Don’t sell yourself short. You’re a tremendous slouch.

No one sucks quite like you. South Park song intro

Thanks, I practice a lot