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minus-squareDagwoodIII@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up114·1 month ago“I hate being a housewife. You cook, you clean, you do laundry, and then six months later you have to do it all again.” Joan Rivers
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 month agoUnironically me with anything to do with dust It just doesn’t bother me. I sanitize stuff, but I can raise a whole dust bunny farm for 6 months before I touch the vacuum cleaner
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month ago[ peaks head out from under pile of dust bunnies ] No! 😠 No clankers in my house! [ pets dust bunny like a Bond villain ]
minus-squareTheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down2·1 month agosix months?!!
minus-squareDagwoodIII@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 month agoHey, go argue with Joan.
minus-squareBeMoreCareful@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoIt’s made to go off before you do
minus-squareDagwoodIII@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agohttps://youtu.be/1txUxPSNwcU?t=11
minus-squareLovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoSpeaking as a standup comic, not being literal.
minus-squareVinegarChunks@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoExplaining a joke is like dissecting a frog: you may understand it better but it kills the subject
“I hate being a housewife. You cook, you clean, you do laundry, and then six months later you have to do it all again.”
Joan Rivers
Unironically me with anything to do with dust
It just doesn’t bother me. I sanitize stuff, but I can raise a whole dust bunny farm for 6 months before I touch the vacuum cleaner
Get a robot vacuum. Damn
[ peaks head out from under pile of dust bunnies ]
No! 😠 No clankers in my house!
[ pets dust bunny like a Bond villain ]
six months?!!
Hey, go argue with Joan.
Can we talk…?
It’s made to go off before you do
https://youtu.be/1txUxPSNwcU?t=11
Speaking as a standup comic, not being literal.
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog: you may understand it better but it kills the subject