ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoI want it to slap me across the facelemmy.worldimagemessage-square126linkfedilinkarrow-up1638arrow-down132
arrow-up1606arrow-down1imageI want it to slap me across the facelemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square126linkfedilink
minus-squareabc@suppo.filinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoWhat you get: coffee that walks into your colon, flips a table over, and says, “Get up. We have responsibilities.”
minus-squarepet the cat, walk the dog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month ago“I think you should go. That was a large burrito.”
What you get: coffee that walks into your colon, flips a table over, and says, “Get up. We have responsibilities.”
“I think you should go. That was a large burrito.”