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minus-squareashenone@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 months agoMe at 9pm the night before a projects due getting ready to tell my mom i need to be pregnant tomorrow ʕ ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°ʔ
minus-squareyetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 months agoThe best time to become pregnant to give birth tomorrow was 9 months ago. The second best time is now I guess?
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Me at 9pm the night before a projects due getting ready to tell my mom i need to be pregnant tomorrow ʕ ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°ʔ
The best time to become pregnant to give birth tomorrow was 9 months ago.
The second best time is now I guess?
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