erotador@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 17 days agolinux rulelemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square50linkfedilinkarrow-up1468arrow-down118file-text
arrow-up1450arrow-down1imagelinux rulelemmy.blahaj.zoneerotador@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square50linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaretomatoely@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·17 days agoYour tongue isn’t a usb stick and my mouth isn’t a usb port, dummy!!
minus-squareQuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·17 days ago*USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound* *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound* *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound*
minus-squarebirdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·16 days agorelevant (slightly or wildly nsfw)
minus-squaredegen@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·16 days agoFake, you never even flipped it around
minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-216 days ago“ahh you put it in upside down.” flips “eww it’s still upside down” flips to original postiton “ooo keep going deeper. Fill me with your data!”
minus-squarecloudskater@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·16 days agoI’m imagining a whole fucking person just flipping on their head to continue giving the other head and then flipping back only for the other person to go “yeah, just like that”
minus-squarevic_rattlehead@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·17 days agoMaybe her pooter Is a computer
Your tongue isn’t a usb stick and my mouth isn’t a usb port, dummy!!
*USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound* *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound* *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound*
😳
relevant (slightly or wildly nsfw)
Fake, you never even flipped it around
“ahh you put it in upside down.”
flips
“eww it’s still upside down”
flips to original postiton
“ooo keep going deeper. Fill me with your data!”
I’m imagining a whole fucking person just flipping on their head to continue giving the other head and then flipping back only for the other person to go “yeah, just like that”
that can be arranged
A promise or a threat?
Yes
Hmmm delicious suspense.
Maybe her pooter
Is a computer
My butt, on the other hand