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TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

"We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents"

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"We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents"

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TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • lime!@feddit.nu
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    man, why’d the vindictive hornyposter have to be the one who stays

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      I might be discount violet but you still don’t have a chance honey.

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        “Mom, we want Violet!”

        “We have Violet at home.”

        The Violet at home.

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        At least you lean into the absurdity of the bit. I feel like that’s what keeps it fresh.

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        It’s not the same when you say it.

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        i wasn’t really asking but i appreciate that you thought about it

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      Maybe there are more hornyposters but their fetishes are so abstract and esoteric we don’t realize how horny they are.

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        is this a self-report, ricky? are you noodling on main?

        • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip
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          Look at a rigatoni and imagine what you can do with it.

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            Sorry i was born a linguine lover and i’ll die a linguine lover

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            idk if i could fit a whole one tbh

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        Every comment I’ve written since arriving here has low-key been about my insatiable lust for Milf but nobody can tell because I’m keeping it in check. As like a public service.

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        What a beautiful thought.

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    It will never stop astonishing me how actually vanilla I am in terms of my sexual proclivities proportional to the rest of the population.

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      Just remind yourself that there are people who would think you are some sort of insatiable deviant.

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        Thanks!

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          Look at this freak, with their insatiable thanking kink.

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          https://share.google/images/3cM9iARz6th7SUa9b

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world
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    Doubling zero is still zero.

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    Category: Just Shatin’

  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    But now my original subscriber (hi, Dave!) is complaining that I’m trying to pander to the masses (welcome, Debbie!)

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      Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download the file instead.
      is that a fat joke? i’m very sensitive about my weight

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    I sure hope this doesn’t mean his voter turnout is going to double too…

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    Congratudolences?

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    Didn’t realise paymoneywubby was on lemmy

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      dont slander the wubs!!

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        Is it still slander if there’s video footage? His mic has been through so much lmao

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          oh no, i’m a newer fan :( rabbit hole time lol

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            Lol enjoy, his cooking shows these past few years have been hilarious

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    Adam Friedland?

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