man, why’d the vindictive hornyposter have to be the one who stays
I might be discount violet but you still don’t have a chance honey.
At least you lean into the absurdity of the bit. I feel like that’s what keeps it fresh.
It’s not the same when you say it.
i wasn’t really asking but i appreciate that you thought about it
Maybe there are more hornyposters but their fetishes are so abstract and esoteric we don’t realize how horny they are.
is this a self-report, ricky? are you noodling on main?
Look at a rigatoni and imagine what you can do with it.
Sorry i was born a linguine lover and i’ll die a linguine lover
idk if i could fit a whole one tbh
Every comment I’ve written since arriving here has low-key been about my insatiable lust for Milf but nobody can tell because I’m keeping it in check. As like a public service.
What a beautiful thought.
It will never stop astonishing me how actually vanilla I am in terms of my sexual proclivities proportional to the rest of the population.
Just remind yourself that there are people who would think you are some sort of insatiable deviant.
Thanks!
Look at this freak, with their insatiable thanking kink.

Doubling zero is still zero.
Category: Just Shatin’
But now my original subscriber (hi, Dave!) is complaining that I’m trying to pander to the masses (welcome, Debbie!)
is that a fat joke? i’m very sensitive about my weight
I sure hope this doesn’t mean his voter turnout is going to double too…
Congratudolences?
Didn’t realise paymoneywubby was on lemmy
dont slander the wubs!!
Is it still slander if there’s video footage? His mic has been through so much lmao
oh no, i’m a newer fan :( rabbit hole time lol
Lol enjoy, his cooking shows these past few years have been hilarious
Adam Friedland?









