• AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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    3 days ago

    “I asked you to measure out four cups of rice!”

    “I did!”

    “Well where are they?”

    “I poured them back in the box.”

    “Back in the box!?”

    “But don’t worry, I remember – they were exactly 17 inches.”