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Cuz the pumpkin did 9/11
Hallowe’en
What a grammatical travesty.
Plausible, seeing as how Christmas starts in September now.
No, he actually fucked a pumpkin and because it was so good the pumpkin came to life with a smile.
The candle represents the Holy seed he deposited in the pumpkin.
I want this to the tune of “I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die”
Look, the Great Pumpkin won that fight and I’m fucking tired of hearing this middle ages propaganda passed off as historical fact.
I dunno… Coulda sworn I saw its head on fire, being carried by some headless dude on a horse.
Duhh… he was dinosaur-jousting the pumpkin
Fight a pumpkin, curse a fig, potaytoe potahtoh en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cursing_…
