IF you’re married over 10 years, that twice a year or once every two years. It’s long enough that you’ll forget in between.
Pretty sure bisexual means you don’t have sex at all.
To avoid confusion it should be semisexual for sex twice per week and whortnightly for sex every two weeks.
The French call it Bihebdomadairementsexuel
According to the FAA, bisexual is twice a week and bisexxiel is every two weeks.
It means you have sex twice. That’s it.
Cool, I still haven’t used either of mine!
- “Any request before we unplug him from the machine…?”
OFC, else it would be called bi-weekly-sexual!
Sex every two weeks is semi-sexual.
Wrong. It means you have sex twice every time.
it’s two sexes per sex. i can’t remember if that limits to infinity or 1.6 sexes
It’s -1/12 actually
No, that’s pansexuals
It’s twice a year.
Lmao you beat me to it.
I had an Ex who thought daily, as in take one pill daily, meant every other day. I couldn’t convince her and had to show her multiple sources for her to believe me. She was pissed too. Like sorry im trying to make sure your’e taking the right amount of medications to keep you healthy you ungrateful whore.
Im over it i swear…What? How? Like… I just… What’s the train of thought where that makes any sense?
Tweakly — twice a week
Twockly — every two weeksBetwixtly - twice within two weeks
I prefer fortnightly, aka sex four times a night
Oh, four fucks ache!
That’s excellent.
Fortnightsexual
“The sore penis”
That’s hot
Kinda like if I drink half of a 5 hour energy drink. Do I get 100% of the energy for 2.5 hours or 50% energy for 5 hours?
Depends on if your body gets saturated by that 50% for 2.5 hours. If yes, it’s 100% energy for 2.5 hours. If 50% never saturates the body, it’s 50% energy for 5 hours. If it temporarily saturates, then it’s in between.
50% for 5 hours, at least closer to, it’s not exactly linear, but best approximation.
Kinda like it a dog wore pants, would they be on the bottom half, or the rear half?
Rear half obviously. Bottom half pants serve no purpose, they’re objectively worse than tall boots. How would a belt even work?
They would wear suspenders, duh.
I think it’s every other sex

















