AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days agoGotta Be Careful Out Therelemmy.worldimagemessage-square81linkfedilinkarrow-up1583arrow-down113
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minus-squarewhalesnrainbows@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 days agoYou gotta pick two, boys — which ones are you picking?
minus-squaredanciestlobster@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up50·2 days agoI don’t think gooning is anywhere near as harmful as everything else there. I choose gooning twice
minus-squareVoixe2@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·2 days agoSpoken like a true gooner 😭
minus-squareTrainguyrom@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·2 days agoI’ll just drop the urban dictionary link here. Basically it’s excessively long masturbation sessions involving excessive quantities of porn. Needless to say, it’s not very conducive to a healthy sex life
minus-square𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoI disagree with urban dictionary on a technicality: you don’t require a penis to goon.
minus-squarepressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 days agoMasturbating for long periods of time.
minus-square𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoa lifestyle dedicated to self pleasure. It’s modern day hedonism.
minus-squareMrOtingocni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 days agoThe Gods gave you two hands and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that.
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoZoomers and Gen Alpha. They’ve got good heads on their shoulders.
You gotta pick two, boys — which ones are you picking?
I don’t think gooning is anywhere near as harmful as everything else there. I choose gooning twice
Spoken like a true gooner 😭
What is gooning?
I’ll just drop the urban dictionary link here. Basically it’s excessively long masturbation sessions involving excessive quantities of porn. Needless to say, it’s not very conducive to a healthy sex life
I disagree with urban dictionary on a technicality: you don’t require a penis to goon.
Masturbating for long periods of time.
a lifestyle dedicated to self pleasure. It’s modern day hedonism.
Edging
The Gods gave you two hands and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that.
Zoomers and Gen Alpha. They’ve got good heads on their shoulders.