If he ever looks at his own dick in the mirror he will instantly turn gay. Must be a difficult life avoiding mirrors
Midas’s dick
Arg! What a curse! Oh noooo!
One solution would be to be turned into a vampire. But would you not also not be allowed to just look at your dick?
Any man who touches his own dick and enjoys it is already gay.
*Bi
Can’t see anything wrong with that logic, Captain! The Emergency Medical Hologram hereby relieves you of your command of this vessel because you are clearly not able to thing gay!
Having irresistible dick is just a fantasy that comes standard with having a dick.
I’ve been approached multiple times by gays who really wanted the experience of turning a straight man gay.
It’s actually gay to have a dick. Checkmate
“The probability of the ship being gay is very low, Captain.”
but gay ships are my fave! 😩
True, That’s why they killed of Tuvix
Anal y-sis Rule
She can like the dick without liking the man attached to it.
Off the ship, Tuvok!











