Remember Oscar - you’re an obligate carnivore
Figs?
They sure are
I had a cat exactly like that. Their personality is: “I’m cute, I love you, but I do whatever I want.”
You better figure out who sold you defective produce, my boy is innocent
We’ve been looking for the locusts, but so far we’re only finding the cat
Obviously the cat ate all the locusts. Next time such a thing happens it’s a new wave. Poor innocent boy is working overtime punishing pests and you suspect him. :(
Might be time to change the batteries on your carbon monoxide detectors
But what if… you were the criminell, OP?
I did tell him no. I deny nibbling on the figs tho’
How dare you with this slander! He’s obviously totally innocent! Just look at that sweet little innocent angel baby face of his! 😇 <3
That sweet little baby face is working overtime



