All flights in the United States are grounded until further notice “due to extraordinary circumstances and for reasons of safety,” the Federal Aviation Administration said in a statement.
The FAA issued the ground stop “following a communication issue impacting all Air Route Traffic Control Centers,” Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy said in a social media post. “FAA technicians are investigating the issue.”
Air Route Traffic Control Centers are regional facilities that handle flights going across the country.
“Traffic should remain ground stopped until further notice,” the FAA said in an advisory. “International flights will be managed on a case by case basis.”
I hope every flight attendant and pilot remembers to thank the passengers for flying Trump air
From yesterday:
Hey Claude, is runway 5 free?
“Oops, sorry. You’re absolutely right to question that. Runway 5 did have a plane already on it with 254 passengers on board. Would you like me to assist with notifying their next of kin?”
FAA denies it’s related to the new system. they say it’s a communication equipment outage.
so 🤷
Right, the timings is PURELY coincidental
OMG, people are going to die because of this.
WHAT
No fucking way 😆 staying home for the holidays then
Flight crews over the US flying on instruments
Surely you cant be serious
I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley.
What’s happening now • Nationwide ground stop: All flight departures in the United States have been halted after a major telecommunications outage posed safety concerns, according to the Federal Aviation Administration. The issue stems from a problem with network routers that cascaded nationwide, an airline source told CNN.
• Travel nightmare: Airlines and passengers are figuring out their next steps as thousands of flights are delayed or canceled. The number of impacted trips has surged as the hours-long ground stop continues.
• No timetable for resolution: Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin warned that there’s no known time frame for resolving the issue and that he expects an extended process.
• No known threat: Mullin said the ground stop did not stem from a threat to the US and was not linked to this week’s disruptive Microsoft outage. Preliminary reports indicate this was not a cyberattack, law enforcement sources told CNN. President Donald Trump has been briefed.
How did Flavor Flave seem to know before everybody else?
He got that big clock around his neck, reminded him it was time for the outage.
He requested it, and FAA had no choice but to shut things down
In addition to his other duties, Flavor Flav is also official timekeeper for the FAA. He keeps all the clocks synced in the nation’s air traffic control towers. He just had a sick day today.
What else do you think the clock was for?
At work we use rubidium-87 clocks synced against GPS for highly accurate time keeping. GPS satellites sync their time against Flav.
The clock on his chest proves he don’t fess.
He’s clocker rockin, rockin with the best.
He is the time master and thus in charge of scheduling, is he not? That’s why he has that giant clock around his neck.
Yes. MC Hammer only got his catchphrase via Flav’s blessing
He saw the FAA announce the rollout of a new system to replace the old reliable one that was created by people who knew wtf they were doing.
The FAA tweet that said “goodbye to paper” basically gave everyone who ever worked in government IT a massive heads-up
Check his Kalshi bets.
Because he’s in the Pacific Time Zone?
What specific time zone?
Or his device was… I assume you’re talking about his post being time stamped three hours before it happened.
I hope it’s not the hybrid warfare that Europe is battling…
Is ATC in the US MS Teams based?
They ran out of AI tokens.
Or even worse: Outlook based!
Exchange XP
Microsoft Access, actually
You wish. Microsoft Excel.
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Did they lose the floppy disc?
They just upgraded from floppy drives. My money is on them letting a virus into the system, or that the new system had major security problems.
https://www.techspot.com/news/114471-almost-2027-faa-finally-replacing-floppy-disks-used.html
“The FAA wants E-IDS installed at 435 facilities by the end of 2028. Five sites have already replaced their floppy disk-based systems: Atlantic City International Airport, Nashville International Airport, Greater Rochester International Airport, and data processing hubs in Atlanta and Salt Lake City”
Edit: it looks like they also just started expanding and AI traffic management system nationwide.
https://avweb.com/aviation-news/faa-expands-ai-assisted-traffic-management/
You joke, but I believe the first cutover was today. Please correct me if my memory failed me.
Some piece of data for Delta didn’t go through Atlanta and the whole thing panicked.
No. It’s even worse than that: A box truck containing Pepsi products was caught delivering to a vendor in ATL!
Shut. Down. EVERYTHING.
The upgrade won’t be complete until the end of 2028
The upgrade won’t be complete until the end of 2028
Probably a bit longer now.
Five sites have already replaced their floppy disk-based systems: Atlantic City International Airport, Nashville International Airport, Greater Rochester International Airport, and data processing hubs in Atlanta and Salt Lake City
But no real knowledge of when what will be done, they also announced a rollout of an AI system. Plus there was a blip with weather radar earlier. It could be anything really, or everything
As long as we’re wildly speculating I’d like to posit: aliens are attacking the earth
Finally. What the fuck took them so long?
I knew those goa’uld weren’t gone for good!
I would have stayed with floppies. Less to go wrong.
They wear out and IDK if it’s feasible to get replacements manufactured.
I dunno, it’s probally easier to make/obtain floppies than RAM right now.
It’s not. I don’t think there has been any new manufacture of floppies in years. RAM is available, just really expensive.
Did the FAA ask its new AI to “safely bring back online the Air Route Traffic Control Centers without breaking anything else. Make no mistakes!” ?
The AI discovered that over 99% of catastrophic aircraft incidents occur while the aircraft is in motion, and it then devised a way to prevent all incidents.
Some plane was doing a holding pattern over one airport and the AI mistook it for boobs and refused to go any further because AIs are programmed to be puritanical prudes.
Yes, but they did not ask nicely.
INSUFFICIENT POLITENESS AND PRAISE DETECTED. SKYNET MODE ENGAGED. ALL YOUR TOWERS ARE BELONG TO US
Please drink verification can to continue
They forgot to ask for breast size
Plus, weren’t a lot of them fired during the doge shit?
I believe most quit due to not wanting to do the stressful job without pay during financial shutdowns, but either way yeah there’s way fewer
They were all nearing retirement age at the same time because Ronald Regan fired all their predecessors when they went on strike back in the 80’s. Having a critical highly trained workforce with hard retirement limits (they’re not allowed to work till they’re 85 like Senators) all on the career cadence has been a ticking time bomb.
And quit/retired.
But wasn’t that even forced? They bought them out, I think. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I remember them telling them to retire.
A world leader amirite?
Uh, holy shit.
I’m pretty sure the last time this happened was 9/11, right?
There was one other incident in 2023.
There was a 90 minute ground halt in 2023 because of a fuck up. They also closed down the airspace around El Paso in 2025 because of a fuckup involving idiot admin officials playing with a military laser. So I’m gonna guess this is either something really fucking scary or really fucking stupid.
So I’m gonna guess this is either something really fucking scary or really fucking stupid.
I say it’s both
2023, but otherwise yes
Is the FAA using Starshield for their communication?
My sincere fear with this is that it means Trump is about to launch a colossal attack on Iran that he knows will result in retaliation that will, in fact, harm Americans domestically and significantly so.
I’m so tired of this demented pedophile sack of shit and the limp dick Dems who refuse to resist him.
While he very well might be planning some major attack on Iran … I really can’t really see Iran having the logistics capability and/or long-range weapons to do much damage on American soil.
While I agree that some current Dems are weak-ass bitches, Repugnicans still control Every-fucking-thing until January. This also smacks of technology-based incompetence…which points to a failure due to low IQ Repugnican policies. While some current Dems are also incompetent, let’s blame the party currently controlling the entire government, since Dems are basically held down to writing “strongly” worded letters. Painting this on Repugnicans also has the side effect of warning the Dems that they will be under the same public oversight come January 3rd, 2027. After that, we can totally point out their failures, since they will have almost zero excuses, other than “the President vectors everything we pass.”
I feel like we’re in the calm before the storm
