Alternatively, does the universe collapse in on itself because they’re actually the tripartite sonic manifestations of a single three faced god?
I have no idea who are any of those people
The esoteric mysteries of the Church of Weekend-P-R shall remain elusive to the uninitiated.
Be sure to send in your pledges though.
My money is on Ira Glass. No reason other than I just like him the best.
Ira Glass if the battle is on land. Stephen Dubner if it is in the air. Guy Raz if it is in water.
I will not be taking questions.
MINDY!!!
None. The pledge drive will just go on forever. It’s the secret to how Terry Gross hasn’t aged in 40 years.
She’s definitely Dorian-Gray-ing somebody.
Batman
Do you you think he stands a chance against that much smugness?
He will win by not even showing up.
Malcolm Gladwell comes out of nowhere with a steel chair and claims the victory
This is definitely a possible outcome.
Then the reanimated corpse of Garrison Keillor shows up and all hell breaks loose.
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