Quaid, start the reactor.
A handsome, old, cigar-smoking swordsman with a dog Kuato. #retirement goals
This is so ancient that chihuahua probably passed away of old age
False! That Chihuahua is immortal.
Yeah… I’m usually on team “dogs are perfect and eternal” but my experiences have prejudiced me that chihuahuas are some kind of fake dog
Other people’s Chihuahuas are awful little demons. I hated Chihuahuas most of my life. Then my wife adopted one. They’re something special, man. They’re the cutest, funniest, most loving little creatures with their people. They’re just too nervous to be their authentic selves around strangers, and most people don’t do the required socialization that all dogs need with small dogs.
Honestly that’s close enough to who I am as a person to be deeply uncomfortable
Sounds like you found your spirit animal.
Tell nobody
Or I will bite you
Yes, lesser demons are technically still demons and thus immortal.
Well, I won’t have any more dogs because I can no longer take proper care of one (much less multiple), but yeah, this would be me otherwise.
Hell, I have shown people my edged item collection with my dog on my lap before, I just wasn’t as old as I am now lol. I’m particularly proud of a keris from bali that I got as a gift, and I remember showing it off to a small gathering at my home, while everyone was so busy playing with the dog that nobody even remembered the thing the next day. Like, c’mon, it’s over a hundred years old, and has been in the same family until it was given to me.
In fairness, my dog at the time was amazing. I wouldn’t have paid attention either.
He should get that tummy tumour looked at.
I bought a Roman Gladius from a blacksmith at a Renaissance fair and was cutting my steak with it and every thing I could for the next couple weeks
Duke Nukem is that you?
“I’ve got swords of steel. Hail to the king, baby.”
Unrealistic, he lives in a house
Christ I hope I have better taste in kitchen cabinets
Or better taste in paper towel holders that don’t look like cocks.
It’s efficient to fill your house with things that have multiple uses.
Got a good taste in swords though.
I will never be this cool.
This guy tally ho’s.
The new Alien movies are a bit weird
Bossbattles material. Can’t think of a proper name tho