The ghost was related to her in the same way her grandma’s house was.

Literally no different than boning a holodeck character, change my mind.

Cool Ranch Ultra Blasted rice cakes would probably be amazing.

A kid died eating this one:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/lawsuit-filed-in-case-of-teen-who-died-after-eating-spicy-chip-as-part-of-online-challenge/ar-BB1pOsHF

https://www.duluthtrading.com/men/collections/ballroom-jeans/

I buy mine.

Texallation.

Just to be clear, Tesla is really good about their software. They still support their earliest cars, whereas my 10yo Chevy is SOL. But time comes for us all

I’ll carve a dash from a tree and craft seats from junk, but when they stop supporting the software, then you’re super fucked. I love my Model Y, but I hope every day to see news that someone has jailbroken it and is working on an open OS for it.

I expected a snowball joke,but you nailed it. Bravo.

Those land yachts were terrifying. It felt like driving a boat, and by that I mean you never felt in control, like the road was the sea and you were at its mercy. Turning the wheel was a suggestion to the car. Breaking felt like a quiet request to a busy waiter in a loud restaurant. The whole experience was akin to a janky “I’m in danger” carnival ride.

This was my experience as a pre teen in my grandpa’s ~1970 Lincoln Continental with a power/weight ratio of 13.5lbs/hp I can’t imagine something with vastly more power feeling better.

(Holy hell that car weighed as much as a tri motor plaid model S)

Dec 31, 1999 11:59:59 was the last possible second you could be born on to be born in the previous millennium.

Texas governments (city, state) makes money from sales and property taxes. The payroll taxes are federal.

I choose to also have this hope

the last time I had white rice for breakfast was when I ran out of two day old cold pizza.

I bet spam is like 5% pfas

Los Angeles Metro Rail has 26 million annual riders with a population of 18 million, so it’s not like it doesn’t exist.

Negative

You know she’s a lawyer right? That’s already more credentials than Regan and Bush (being Governor of Texas doesn’t count)

InconsolataDZ. Fuck.