ModerateImprovement@sh.itjust.works to News@lemmy.world · 4 months agoConservatives push to declare fetuses as people, with far-reaching consequences.stateline.orgexternal-linkmessage-square177fedilinkarrow-up1533arrow-down16
arrow-up1527arrow-down1external-linkConservatives push to declare fetuses as people, with far-reaching consequences.stateline.orgModerateImprovement@sh.itjust.works to News@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square177fedilink
minus-squareGranbo's Holy Hotrod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up51arrow-down1·4 months agoI have about a million pre-people in this tissue. Can I get a tax break?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·4 months agoEvery time you masturbate, God kills a kitten you go to prison for mass murder.
minus-squareJaymesRS@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·4 months agoI miss the internet of the era of Domo-kun memes.
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkΕλληνικάarrow-up3·4 months agoHmmm. Who gets the mass murder charge for all the sperm after sex?? Just kidding, this is America. The woman gets charged.
minus-squareDeceptichum@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down1·4 months agoFucking mega-Hitler over here asking for a donation. How do you live with yourself for killing so many millions of people of young age?
minus-squareLemminary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·4 months agoWait til you hear about the Cronus wannabes swallowing them all whole! Despicable.
minus-squaretobogganablaze@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 months agoLife begins at ejaculation!
minus-squaredejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-24 months agoOn the one hand: ew. Also, how does anyone know enough to put up an actual sign? On the other: Now they’re just advertising this as an option. According to the sign, as long as you’re clocked out, you’re g2g. On both hands: Make sure you clock out first.
minus-squareMuun@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoThis was probably written and printed off by an employee as a joke… and it’s really funny.
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoYes! If your net worth is over $100M, that is.
I have about a million pre-people in this tissue. Can I get a tax break?
Every time you masturbate,
God kills a kittenyou go to prison for mass murder.I miss the internet of the era of Domo-kun memes.
Hmmm. Who gets the mass murder charge for all the sperm after sex??
Just kidding, this is America. The woman gets charged.
Fucking mega-Hitler over here asking for a donation.
How do you live with yourself for killing so many millions of people of young age?
Wait til you hear about the Cronus wannabes swallowing them all whole! Despicable.
Life begins at ejaculation!
Just do it on your own time.
On the one hand: ew. Also, how does anyone know enough to put up an actual sign?
On the other: Now they’re just advertising this as an option. According to the sign, as long as you’re clocked out, you’re g2g.
On both hands: Make sure you clock out first.
This was probably written and printed off by an employee as a joke… and it’s really funny.
Yes! If your net worth is over $100M, that is.