• skulblaka@sh.itjust.works
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      3 months ago

      Republicans have proven overwhelmingly clearly and often that they want to fuck your kids. Statistically speaking, if you get elected to Republican leadership there’s about a good 50% chance that you’re a diddler.

      Dems have a couple also but their statistics hover around 3%, at least for confirmed cases that I know about. On the other hand nearly every other Republican that’s ever been elected has shown up with their cock out.

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        3 months ago

        He’s probably like most closeted, self-hating fascist gits: since they don’t have kids, he assumes it’s because they’re also and only fucking couches. He hates himself for being a closeted couch fucker, so he projects that hate onto them.

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        3 months ago

        I think it’s fine if JD Vance wants to fuck couches. I just don’t think Ikea should be a brothel.