Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happenstheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square131fedilinkarrow-up11.06Karrow-down135
arrow-up11.03Karrow-down1external-link‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happenstheonion.comMidnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square131fedilink
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27arrow-down1·2 months agoWhat they need to do is make guns gay, then watch how quick they’re banned.
minus-squareDusktracer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·2 months agoNot too hard, the things are often phallic shaped and you gotta stroke its trigger to get it to release its load everywhere. Just saying.
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·edit-22 months agoMake all guns require the grip to be shaped like a cock so homophobes will refuse to hold them. Or even better, they come with a phallus-shaped mouthpiece attached that needs to be sucked on in order to allow the gun to fire… I can come up with these all day lol
minus-squarepdxfed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-22 months agoWhat’s the internet rule that there is porn for everything you can think of? There has to be gun fetish gay porn. All sane Americans need to do is get whoever is more influential than Dan Savage to give the movement legs ala “Santorum”
What they need to do is make guns gay, then watch how quick they’re banned.
Not too hard, the things are often phallic shaped and you gotta stroke its trigger to get it to release its load everywhere. Just saying.
Make all guns require the grip to be shaped like a cock so homophobes will refuse to hold them.
Or even better, they come with a phallus-shaped mouthpiece attached that needs to be sucked on in order to allow the gun to fire…
I can come up with these all day lol
What’s the internet rule that there is porn for everything you can think of? There has to be gun fetish gay porn. All sane Americans need to do is get whoever is more influential than Dan Savage to give the movement legs ala “Santorum”