Finally, that tired excuse of a sport has no reason to exist
Reject golf, embrace disc golf (ideally in a naturally wooded area with minimal deforestation)
What else are we supposed to do? Humans are running out of creative ways to advance our destructive powers as is, think of all the negative ecological & sociological effects, the senseless overconsumption, the shitty superiority complex apparently necessary to play, etc.
I too sometimes forget they call it a sport, there must be a funny story behind that as it’s obviously ironical.
Disembowelment for golfing?!? Like cut your guts and let them hang out of you - for golfing?!?! If they are going to sell the golf course, that’s fine but don’t cut me!
If you golf you deserve it tbh
…I feel attacked
Not as much as the attack on biodiversity that golf courses create.
Name yourself GolfGuyBallWhacker and join the war on lawns in the side of the environment.
Most people feel a bit attacked when disemboweled, I imagine
Yay, more high-rises to half-build and abandon!
That author has the best name for a fake ID I’ve ever seen.
It was either that or Mohammed
That’s definitely Roger from American Dad.
Aka Lamfiii
Definitely seems like the name of someone who coined the term “golfercide” because he’s worried about having his own head lopped off.
