Honestly, I wouldn’t be shocked if there’s another Trump assassin soon after the inauguration, maybe even at the inauguration, but this one is strangely successful and then Vance becomes president.
I have said this and I will keep saying it… Vance doesn’t want to be vice president… He doesn’t talk like he’s going to be… It’s weirdly like he believes he will be president, at least that’s the vibe I get from this guy… As soon as trump does something crazy he’s going to say he’s unfit for office…
Who’s to say it’s not just going to be a repeat of the Dubya/Cheney dynamic? Trump’s just gonna sit there eating fish delites and double-fisting diet cokes, rage-watching RSBN, and just soaking, marinating in his filth. Meanwhile, Stephen Miller is going to snarf down a handful of chidren’s teeth for breakfast,* crack his knuckles for forty-five minutes, and decide which urban center gets hit with the first big wave of avian flu.
*he waits until sunset before he unhinges his jaw and swallows a dog whole
Honestly, I wouldn’t be shocked if there’s another Trump assassin soon after the inauguration, maybe even at the inauguration, but this one is strangely successful and then Vance becomes president.
They’ll do it shortly before the 2026 midterms so they can declare martialxlaw and cancel elections.
🙏🙏🙏 (not Vance becoming president, the event which would precede that)
I can see what you’re saying, but I’d rather have a dumb Nazi in charge than a smart one.
I have said this and I will keep saying it… Vance doesn’t want to be vice president… He doesn’t talk like he’s going to be… It’s weirdly like he believes he will be president, at least that’s the vibe I get from this guy… As soon as trump does something crazy he’s going to say he’s unfit for office…
Who’s to say it’s not just going to be a repeat of the Dubya/Cheney dynamic? Trump’s just gonna sit there eating fish delites and double-fisting diet cokes, rage-watching RSBN, and just soaking, marinating in his filth. Meanwhile, Stephen Miller is going to snarf down a handful of chidren’s teeth for breakfast,* crack his knuckles for forty-five minutes, and decide which urban center gets hit with the first big wave of avian flu.
*he waits until sunset before he unhinges his jaw and swallows a dog whole
Because Trump does not let anyone tell him what to do not matter how stupid the alternative is.
Except Putin.