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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month ago

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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month ago
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    1 month ago

    Elon Musk has 13 kids and has previously talked about wanting to repopulate the world with his sperm

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      Also nice-guy threatened to impregnate that one musician.

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      14 as of today I believe.

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