12 Days of Christmas. Already coming off a shitty genre of music you have a song which requires you sing it multiple fucking times over, and then there’s all the shitty novelty covers which far from enhancing the experience make the whole thing more cringy and exhausting. Top it off, it’s one of those ones everyone expects you to sing along with or you’re a fucken grinch, fucken bullshit song.

Descent? Hard to desend even further when even hell looked down on you!

Heavy Metal. It’s so excited to show you all its cool stuff!

There are two types of people in the world; those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets

Yeah, Fear Factory, Linchpin is a headbanging classic but the rest of their stuff just doesn’t do it for me. Maybe their Cars cover, but that’s it.

You get a boner and die.

Great Expectations. I actually developed a liking of Dickens from school, I don’t get the “sentimentality” arguments people make about his writing, a lot of his stories are rawand visceral critiques of Victorian Britain.

Thermal printer. I play a lot of tabletop rpgs and wargames and it helps having the ability to print out handouts without worrying about how much ink I have left!

Something something marches on their stomach something something.

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Who’s in charge of the Communist party these days?

Too late dead man

Good.

The cylinder must not be damaged!