It’s taking your milk for dairy product replacements

Is that lemonfred?

No, no I can’t.

Caught in a landslide?

Maybe they are whale skulls

Is exactly what the American people should be doing

Depending on what you meant by “very easily impressed with basic factual statements” it could go either way. I’m an adult and I’m happy to admit I don’t know a lot things, sometimes I’ve been stunned that what I believed was totally wrong and all it took was some to give me a basic fact to make me realise.

No good at likensubs*

Then I misread your initial comment I guess. I can get behind that.

Toxic masculinity?

I’ve never known anyone except people on the internet to be all “everyone should be themselves and do what they enjoy”

And then when someone enjoys something that they don’t like it’s suddenly “No, not like that! That’s toxic!”

If you don’t like “disgusting” things or dark humour that’s absolutely fine but don’t call people toxic for liking it. I would say that’s a toxic trait in itself.

I find feet disgusting but I’m not here to call someone toxic cos they have a foot fetish.

The buckfast motto tells you everything you need to know.

Buckfast gets you fucked fast.

It’s intended to be consumed in a park directly from the bottle.

An ungodly fortified tonic wine brewed by people of god. Brewed could even be a strong word, if I had to guess, I would say it’s extracted from a natural reserve which was originally thought to be oil until they realised it gets you shitfaced.

They do what we all did and start drinking at 14 in a park somewhere

Totally not, Jessica

iirc, the reason tigers are black and orange stripey is because deers and whatever else they eat don’t see orange, they see green. This blends the tiger in with the surroundings better.

Same. I’m from the UK so people used to come out at whatever time to clap for the NHS workers. The fun bit was there were no NHS workers near us but I would get home just in time to be applauded by my entire street for working like normal.

Anymore of this disrespect and I’ll stick “u” into an early grave.

/jk

I feel obligated to say English that comes from England is the only real English. You can keep your Americanese.

There’s murder in those eyes

So you’re a… dog?