Diana set up her own voting station, just for the household, to flex on him.

They pay me heaps, my job is interesting, I get to learn tons of new skills on their dime, and I average about 4 hours of actual work a day.

Well, I’m not incompetent at my job like that so its not really a problem.

The company is only 12 people, not a multinational.

About 12" 😉

Ask your mum

Ive done all of those things in my current job, and they are unrelated to my actual job description. None of them are particularly hard. Heck, I’ve installed servers, welded mounting brackets, soldered components, run cabling, designed letterheads, built and maintained VM production servers in AWS, written software, visited clients, delivered goods, done sound design, edited video, written company policy, managed DNS records, and kept all the office plants watered and healthy. Im a technical writer. Some jobs just do be like that.

Apparently, eating C-4 causes diarrhoea. Bomb tech recruits would be fed small amounts of C-4 and then chased around with a taser, a shock from which they feared would set it off, while trying not to shit themselves

I dont really get the joke

Is the movie still coming out?

Whats a blocker?

He’s paralysed during the alien abduction.

“Chopper - sicc balls”

Like this:

Lord Baldwin Cockring.

They really want to antagonise Ikea? If they switched from manufacturing Snelfjords and started making suicide drones, Russia would be fucked.

Old media did this too. Newspapers, yellow rags, pulp fiction, special interest magazines. Chock full of physiology-abusing tricks.

When Google wont give you back the API keys to the chastity electrodes

How long should they be forced to walk on a treadmill for, then?

With a soft ‘g’

We shall begin the revolution at the crack of noon!

Get your shit together, Jimmy Google.